Michael Jackson is Not Dead!

Okay, so let me be the first to report a growing theory on the net that Michael Jackson didn't really die. Several reliable sources cited a recently discovered record company memo from earlier this year that listed details about a "planned Michael Jackson coma" and death. It is speculated that the King of Pop hatched the plan himself, taking a lead from the continued popularity and high record sales generated by the passing of his ex-wife's father, Elvis Presley. The memo included a massive plan for an elaborate star-studded funeral event where the record company could be assured of high revenue sales from merchandise of the “This Is it" tour, renamed for the event, "This is it, now he's gone, he left this shirt to turn you on" Tour. In turn, his death would relieve Jacko of his massive debt while offering a way out from under the unabated paparazzi hounding.

Also interesting is the current speculation from sources close to the Jackson clan who claim that Jacko surprised the family last year in the spring of 2008 when he discussed interest in purchasing Drangey - an island in the midst of Skagafjörður fjord in Iceland. At the time many in the family believed it was due to his vitiligo but since Michael's staged demise and discovery of the telling insider documents, there has been new conjecture that the construction currently underway on the island (an Icelandic theme park dubbed "Never, Ever Again Land") might in fact be the current residence of Michael and his entourage. No one within the family is talking about Michael's state of being, which leads many to believe that they are perhaps in on the ruse.

There was also conjecture in the blogosphere that should the media coverage of his death break all known record sales and redeem Michael's fallen reputation, we can expect a dramatic return of the King of Pop in what will be dubbed the "Resurrection Tour" sometime around 2015.